The Scary Truth

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Welcome to the most interesting blog in the world.

It is run by me. By me, of course I mean Maguire, which is my name sometimes.

Here you will read stories about my life on the Internet, which is not quite as important as hot bored I am in real life, but because of privacy issues, I’m not going to disclose EXACTLY how boring my life is. This may lead to a lawsuit, and eventually, bankruptcy.

 

I have a disease called “Fair and Balanced Syndrome.” FABS occurs when one has absolutely no sense of humour. Fortunately, this means that I am completely neutral, yet informative. You can trust that it’s the truth when I say things like “TGO is gay” or “I love Bonneh” or “My name is Maguire.”

I’m done here.

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